X Games 14

The day began early circa 3.15am somewhere near San Diego....
The coming sun brought the first traces of snow near the California/Nevada border.

 The prayers to Ullr were clearly heard.... the snow started early and was blanketing everything east of the Utah border.  Weirdness afoot in the land of the lost.......


East bound and down load 'em up and truck 'em, we're going to do what they say can't be done.  We got a lonnnggg way to go and a short time to get there, so come on out and watch old bandit run!


Just keep driving.... from sun up to sun down Snowmadic just keeps rolling.  Wherever I go my beer is cold, my house has wheels!  After 14 hours and 1,000 miles Aspen appeared shimmering on the horizon like some yuppie nouveau Shangri-La. 

BONG!!!



+ Monkeys =



Temple of the flying circus midgets!  With all the product placement one would think the athletes subsisted on energy drink and beef sticks.  Navy and Jeep were also huge sponsors, I was half expecting a Naval formation flyby or perhaps a contingent of SEALs HaLo dropping out of some rocket enabled Jeep Liberty with Todd Richards driving.  Now that would've incited some fist pumping and virgin sacrifice from the 2 stroke sledneck contingent a couple hundred feet to the left (and thankfully out of frame) of the Grande U-bend.  I say Bring it on Sir! Then I realized that someone with more sense than I denied the masses booze. Can you believe that?!?!?  Good thing the Goose was loose in the VIP!  Team Get Awesome holds it down and on this particular night a fellow covert operative came across a case of Arrogant Bastard that needed some friends.....

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